Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen. Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves.My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands-that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.” Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. ![]() Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
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